She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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