what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
