His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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