I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It's never too late to be topless.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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