Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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