So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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