that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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