And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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