i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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