Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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