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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Drunk walkin through police station. America
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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