You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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