I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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