In the future we'll all be gay
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
In America we eat man semen.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops