I murdered the dance floor call the cops
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?