do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK