Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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