Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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