You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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