Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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