Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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