On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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