He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
What drink are we having for lunch?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
false alarm, still single
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