i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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