She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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