let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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