Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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