Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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