Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i dont even know how to be here
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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