I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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