I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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