you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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