You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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