1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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