I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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