WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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