their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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