you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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