It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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