Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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