can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Hippo gnu deer
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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