He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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