i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You were trust falling into bushes
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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