i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
