your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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