spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There r osticjed everywhere
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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