just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He shit in the fireplace
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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