She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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