He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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