Buhtt sex?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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