im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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