guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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