But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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