In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I need a beard to bite.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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