What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I will pee on everything he values.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize