I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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As shirtless as possible
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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