I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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