I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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