Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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