so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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