This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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